the one about swine 'flu:
I rang the swine flu hotline today, but all I got was crackling.
And the one about life:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a terminal outcome.
I'm grateful to a research doctor for the first and a retired professor for the second.
I tried the first one on my dad.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't get it.
Hi Greg
ReplyDeleteTry this:
My brother tells me he has swine 'flu, but I think he's telling porkies.