Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Have you heard...?

the one about swine 'flu:
I rang the swine flu hotline today, but all I got was crackling.

And the one about life:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a terminal outcome.

I'm grateful to a research doctor for the first and a retired professor for the second.


  1. I tried the first one on my dad.
    He didn't get it.

  2. Hi Greg
    Try this:
    My brother tells me he has swine 'flu, but I think he's telling porkies.