Big week

Hello, I'm just multi-tasking and listening to 'Top Gear' - and the three members of the TG mutual admiration society are laying into Wayne Rooney again. Cheap laughs, boys. Your script-writers can do better. It's easy to make negative jokes.

So we've entered the week of the launch of I Choose Everything. A number of friends from round the country have said they'll be coming. Cornerstone, my favourite café in Grove, is the venue. I hope that by now Jozanne will have received her copy. It seems to have been taking ages to reach her.

In case you've forgotten and would like to come, it's Saturday from 2 to 4 o'clock - OX12 0PT, if you're using a satnav...