Monday, 11 August 2008

Birthday Greetings

It has come to our attention at the DLF (Donkey Liberation Front) that it is a significant day for the author of this blog. Hence we have chosen this day to hack into the great man's account, not only to wish him happy birthday but to announce freedom and liberation to all donkeys of this nation and every nation, long live the asses!! We have a dream that donkeys of every size, shape and creed roam this fair isle peacefully, happily and with the leisure rightly afforded the noble beasts. We see a land laden with thistles, grass, carrots and sugar lumps, we see a donkey on every hill, an ass in every valley and on the furthest shore a mule rising with hope in it's heart.

Please buy 'My Donkeybody' released October 2008 (available at all good bookshops) to help make this dream become a reality.

Happy Birthday Michael Wenham.

The DLF.

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